Monday, July 23, 2012

The Joys Of Online Dating

The title grabs you, eh?  Makes you think I'm going to spill the details about recent dating adventures.  I wish that was the case.  The last guy I went on a date with turned out to be on morphine, and was just starting to reduce his doses.  Yeah, after I discovered that there might be a case of withdrawal, I felt there was no need to stay in touch.

That being said, my comment to the online dating world out there is simply this:  if you say in your profile that you are not a pervert, you probably are a pervert.  End of story.

Sorry guys I can guarantee that 100% of women who do online dating will agree.

You're welcome.

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